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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 1, 2010 21:51:17 GMT -6
to some people yes...me, I don't believe it is right for a guy to like another guy or girl to girl, its in the Bible...but, I do not judge a person off their sexuality, they may do something I do not agree with, but that doesn't mean that they're arent someone who's cool to just talk to.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Mar 1, 2010 22:01:25 GMT -6
Fair enough. Personally, I don't give a rat's *** about the Bible, and honestly, I don't even think that's what it means. Jesus Christ is the guy said "Love thy neighboor." Why the hell would he want people to hate others just because they're gay? That's the OPPOSITE of what the Bible preaches. Of course, no one ever listens to me....
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 1, 2010 22:04:52 GMT -6
I'm a Christian and I go to church and bible studies and even go to a Christian school. I'm not gonna lie, sometimes the Bible can be confusing, but I've learned a lot from the studies I've gone to, and the older I get, the more I learn, I know this doesn't mean much to you, but hey you know a little more about me.
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Post by cradleman on Mar 1, 2010 22:12:02 GMT -6
Fair enough. Personally, I don't give a rat's *** about the Bible, and honestly, I don't even think that's what it means. Jesus Christ is the guy said "Love thy neighboor." Why the hell would he want people to hate others just because they're gay? That's the OPPOSITE of what the Bible preaches. Of course, no one ever listens to me.... I'd say the bible's pretty clear on this point, but it says you are to love everybody, even if what you think they do is wrong. I'll tell someone what i think, but no way in hell will i judge someone for being gay, as i am friends with now a gay guy and a bi-guy and it doesn't bother me at all.
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Post by Nickpick on Mar 1, 2010 22:13:29 GMT -6
Well i consider you guys my second family. It means alot to me that you all accepted me when i honestly know it grosses some of you out, hell i gross myself out sometimes. But thanks again! means alot.
"If you've missed Gossip Guy....Then it sucks for you, Here's the new episode of Gossip Guy
Gossip Guy
Zane sits in the dark room, he struggles to break the robe tied around his wrist. He silently struggles to get it off but nothing happens.
"The one night i forget my hunter's knife!"
Zane notices his feet aren't tied together. He raises an eyebrow, leans forward and stands up, the chair was weightless, he hit the chairs against the wall and it broke to piece
"Either i'm lucky or the prop's guy is getting fired tonight"
Zane opens the door where Frostbite quickly punches Zane in the face, dropping him to the floor
"Yes! i waited 2 hours just to do that..."
"Agh! that hurt"
Zane held his face, Frostbite smiled, proud of himself
"I mean seriously that hurt"
"Oh well the script asked me to throw you into the wall but i thought punching did more justice"
"Can we cut this out please? Stop rolling!"
-CUT-
"Either i'm lucky or the prop's guy is getting fired tonight"
Zane opens the door where Frostbite punches him again, droppping Zane to the ground
"DAMN IT!"
--Meanwhile--
Nick, Cradleman and Sportsfan all were in the same hospital room. Nick felt a weird pain in his chest, so he held it while Sportsfan and Cradleman started talking amongst themselves
"Guys....Can i tell you something?"
Sportsfan and Cradleman look over at Nick
"What is it?"
Cradleman asks, Nick's face is in pain, sweating and starts to turn
"The rumors...of...me...being...gay...it's....all...it's..."
Suddenly Nick's eyes roll up to the top of his head and his body begins to shake uncontrollable. Cradleman stands up
"DOCTOR!"
The doctor walks in, brown curly hair with a young face, wearing a white coat and blue scrubs underneath and glasses that shined whenever the sun it them. He smiles all his teeth that were simply perfect
"My name is...Spideyfan! What's the problem?"
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM! MY FRIEND IS HAVING A SEIZURE YOU CHARMING SON OF A B*TCH"
Cradleman's yelled from the top of his lungs, Sportsfan sighed (Anime Style) Spideyfan held Nick down
"Nurse! Nurse!"
2 nurses ran in, Spideyfan sighs
"I'm still new at this!"
Spideyfan scratched the back of his head. Cradleman starts to chase Spideyfan down the hall
"I'M SORRY!"
"YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I STUFF A JAR OF ALMONDS DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU DRAMA GEEK!"
"HOW DID YOU..."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Juke walks into the hospital, he throws the helmet aside, hitting a nurse, Juke quickly walks away
"I'm looking for Nickpick, Where is he?"
"Down the hall and to the left...wait no that's the morgue"
A blond nurse said, holding the pen to her lips as she thinks about it, Juke quickly stops from walking, he turns toward her
"No, It's down the hall to the left"
Juke walks off
"Wait, No that's for Pregnant Woman"
Juke stops and turns toward her
"Oh it's the top floor, last room to the left....wait! no it's that room right there!"
She points to the room on the right of Juke, Juke looks over and a piece of paper on the door reads 'Nickpick - Shot Victim' Juke walks over and pushes the door open
I didn't know what to think, As i pushed the door open, would i see Nick alive or Nick dead...i mean either one of those would be a terrible username. Not like my name, Jukenami...B*tch! that name is perfect! Was i talking in my head like Bella from Twilight, Did i just make a Twilight Reference in my head? Wow! even my thoughts are gay but this whole narrative has got me thinking of 2 weeks ago in lunch
-2 weeks ago-
I held my tray filled with an apple, a PB & J sandwich and a carton of chocolate milk. I scanned the room when i saw him, SGK attack, eyes narrowed at me. SGK Attack stared at me, like he was reading my soul and my soul was saying 'B*tch please' and his eyes were like 'Don't call me a b*tch' He sat alone in the middle of all the tables, skin as pale as skin. On his tray he had nothing but 3 bags of hot cheetos that he poured on his tray. It bothered me that he wasn't eating his hot cheetos, i mean come on they're HOT CHEETOS i would be eating those bad boys like there was no tomorrow and second the other odd thing was he noticed me...i mean i'm Jukenami but i wasn't that sexy...okay, maybe that was a lie, I'm pretty sexy, lot of time i find it hard to look away from the mirror.
"Juke!"
He called my name, like some kind of guy who...who calls names. He had blonde-brown hair that was groomed heterosexually. He looked older than the other boys in the room maybe not as old as God or my father, but certainly a viable replacement. Imagine if you took every woman’s idea of a hot guy and averaged it out into one man. This was that man or it was Robert Pattinson but that's not the point i was trying to make..I sat down near Nick and Zane, Nick was writing in his notebook...i mean Nick was writing in his 11th notebook, i didn't look away from SGK, Zane looked at me with weird eyes, how i knew that was beyond me
"Writing another story Nick?"
I said not looking away from SGK, Nick scuffed
"Story? No...a masterpiece...This story will make Sportsfan's story look like a duck in a river that i hired Zane to blow up....but don't tell him i said that cause he's a pretty cool guy. It's called 'No-Effect', It's about a meteor that crashes on earth and....damn it!"
SGK stood up, leaving his cheetos behind. He walked away, i studied him as he walked away, jean jacket and jean pants...yeah, it spoke for itself but he pulled it off. SGK had noticed me and that...that was going into my diary...wow! it's not until i said that in my head that makes me look slightly like a chick"
-Present-
The door swings up and Nick wasn't shaking anymore, He was calm in his bed, Juke sighs with relief when Juke is tapped on the shoulder, Juke turns around and SGK is standing there, eyes narrowing on Juke, Juke stares at him, shocked
"Frostbite says hello"
SGK takes a FX gun out, Juke doesn't see it, Juke just smiles
"Oh tell him i said Hi, He's a good guy and really....OH MY GOD, YOUR HOLDING A GUN!"
Gossip Guy
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 1, 2010 22:22:39 GMT -6
Fair enough. Personally, I don't give a rat's *** about the Bible, and honestly, I don't even think that's what it means. Jesus Christ is the guy said "Love thy neighboor." Why the hell would he want people to hate others just because they're gay? That's the OPPOSITE of what the Bible preaches. Of course, no one ever listens to me.... I'd say the bible's pretty clear on this point, but it says you are to love everybody, even if what you think they do is wrong. I'll tell someone what i think, but no way in hell will i judge someone for being gay, as i am friends with now a gay guy and a bi-guy and it doesn't bother me at all. yeah, we all jump online and talk to you guys everyday, it's pretty obvious it doesn't bother us. but i agree with this here... oh, and Gossip Guy is getting pretty darn good! Very funny!!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Mar 1, 2010 22:25:42 GMT -6
Dude, half my friends are gay. My best friend is bi. If it grossed me out, I'd be in trouble.
"Skin as pale as skin." That honestly has to be one of the greatest things I ever read.
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Post by Nickpick on Mar 1, 2010 22:28:32 GMT -6
Thanks guys! I'm christian too or attempt to be, I love God alot and pray to him everyday...he's the only thing that keeps me going!
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Post by jukenami on Mar 2, 2010 12:15:05 GMT -6
OH SO GOOD. I lurv me some Gossip Guy. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) And, I am a Christian also. It was a super problem a few months ago. But now, I'm fine with errrythang.
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Post by zane on Mar 2, 2010 15:17:16 GMT -6
I do not go to Church.
I do not care for any of that.
Nice episode Nick.
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Post by Nickpick on Mar 2, 2010 17:05:13 GMT -6
Thanks, I'm kinda bored so i might write another episode
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 2, 2010 18:11:45 GMT -6
I read half of it a about 2 hours ago and just read the other half! I such a Bad-ass in it....I"M LOVING IT!
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Post by Nickpick on Mar 2, 2010 18:25:04 GMT -6
I'VE DECIDED AFTER MUCH MUSIC LISTENING, BOOK READING, ANIME WATCHING, PEOPLE JUDGING, COKE DEALING, BODIES HIDING, PICTURE TAKING, SCHOOL MISSING, GUY SPOTTING, GIRL SPOTTING...THAT I WAS GOING TO CHANGE THE DIRECTION OF THE SHOW. IT'LL BE TEN TIMES FUNNIER, TEN TIMES DEADLIER
I DON'T FEELING LIKE EDITING, SORRY FOR YOU NITPICKY DUDERS OUT THERE. I JUST WROTE ALOT AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE EDITING"
GOSSIP GUY
Episode 2 - Season 2: Death Might Be Gay
I wasn't sure what to do, i mean I've been in another situation that was life taking but it wasn't like this. I mean there was no gun involved and i wasn't in a hospital. It was my room when they played the new Lady Gaga song. Okay maybe the situation wasn't the same but the only thing that was the same was the boner growing in my pants.."
-Last Week-
"I woke up in my room. My room wasn't like other rooms, the walls were a dark baby blue, there was a closet and a door i could enter and leave my room whenever i wanted. (What will they think of next) It also had a mirror that was the size of the newly featured door. I had my Ipod connected to my radio so everyday at 8 AM i'd wake to Lady Gaga 'Boysboysboys' i FAVE out of the whole cd that i got her to sign...twice. I mean i was gay but i'd tap that!. I wasn't out of the closet yet, i mean i did have to get out of bed. But my parent's didn't know my guy liking situation and if they did...what would they think of me? I played out 3 situations in my head. Situation One..."
Juke is walking down the stairs, where he's greeted by his step-mother and father
"Son, We're living in a crazy world and teens today are..."
"Yes dad"
Juke's step-mother starts crying, His father pets her hair. Juke just walks off
Situation Two....
Juke is walking down the stairs, where he's greeted by his step-mother and father, Juke straights up like a soldier, he keeps his eyes past his father's head
"Father, What ever may be the problem?"
"No straight man listens to Lady Gaga"
Juke starts laughing
"Well it was fun while it lasted, i'm gay...caught red handed"
"Ehh least he told us"
Juke starts whistling, along with his parents
Situation Three and the best one yet....
Juke is walking down the stairs, where he's greeted by his parents
"Son.."
"Yes"
"Okay, Bye"
"Stewart...aren't you gonna tell him something?"
Juke looks at his father to his Step-Mother, The father sighs
"I'm bored with you"
He pulls a device out and presses the button, Juke's step-mother is erased from existence.
"Ice Cream?"
Is there an app for the Iphone that does that? There was another situation that involves my parents being ancient ninjas and we fight for dominance of the house, I'm killed but i use the Power Of Gaga to destroy all the evil in the world. Yeah! that would be awesome, i think i might have gotten that from Nick's story..."
Juke walks down the stairs, he looks around, no sign of his parents. He walks outside, letting the hot sun glare down on him.
"His parents were both getting the mail which was odd. The oddest part of it was how they hadn't noticed me yet
His parents walk up to Juke
"There's my boy!"
He said, pointing to another boy walking down the street. I signed, my father was in everyway...special
"Sorry if we scared you this morning, We were getting the mail"
"Didn't realize it was a two man job!"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Damn it! i walked right into it
"Damn, that was good"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
he said again, pointing to my step-mother. I sighed
"Okay, I'm done"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
I just walked off toward school, hoping one week from now that i wasn't going to be an a hostage situation in a hospital.
-Present-
"You won't shoot me"
At least i hope he did, getting shot would have sucked, SGk ATTACK quickly cocks the gun, he aims it at me again
"Where your going Doctors will be..."
Suddenly a metal pan hits SGK knocking him out, Spideyfan steps up
"Did somebody say...Doctor!"
Spidey stands there, dramatically
"Your gay aren't you?"
"NO! i mean...no, i'm not! Why would i...i mean guys are...i'm a doctor, it's impossible for me to like guys"
I turned around and standing there was Nick, Nick stared at me, i stared at him. Nick smiles and reaches toward me, placing his hand on my heart, right now the boner thing was gone but it started to rise
"Thank you"
What the hell, i leaned forward, closed my eyes and got my lips ready to kiss Nick, Nick's hand became hard as he pushed me back
"Um what are you doing?"
"Trying to kiss you"
"Your 14, I'm 18...It's illegal, stop please...your embarrassing yourself"
"Oh...Hug?"
-2 Hours Later-
Today was whack, i mean i didn't go to the prom which was ending soon, i didn't get shoot, i didn't even get to Nick's ass when he was wearing the gown. Me, Nick, Sports, Cradleman and Spidey were all in the same car...Wait, Why was Spidey with us? Eh..I'll complain later. I was getting tired of this whole talking in my head thing. I think I'll let someone else try it until another episode airs in which I'll do it again as if nobody is reading this.
Everyone gets out of the car, Juke hangs his hand, Nick buttons his pants and walks up to Juke
"What's your problem?"
"Today sucked"
"Fine, If it means that much to you"
Nick grabs Juke's face and kisses his forehead
"Thanks for willing to take a bullet for me back there"
"Yeah...Sure thing"
Nick walks off
"Wait, Nick...Are you...You know?"
"Yeah, I am"
"Cool, I didn't know Nick was Jewish"
It was out there, I, Nick was a dude liker, soon to be lover...sounded catchy but i didn't care...i was feeling great when in reality i would be in the hospital for a long time, things were gonna look up from here on...
The school explodes, fire fills the sky
"oh...sh*t"
Spidey runs toward it
"JOB FOR A DOCTOR!"
Gossip Guy
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 2, 2010 19:19:39 GMT -6
HAHAHAH,"Suddenly a metal pan hits SGK knocking him out, Spideyfan steps up" weirdly I see him as Doctor Cocks from Scrubs!LOL
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Mar 2, 2010 19:57:43 GMT -6
I do not go to Church. I do not care for any of that. Besides, setting foot in a church would cause you to burst into flames.
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Post by jukenami on Mar 2, 2010 20:01:04 GMT -6
UMPH UMPH. Amazing. I loved it. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Nickpick on Mar 2, 2010 22:08:45 GMT -6
Thanks!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Mar 3, 2010 16:27:24 GMT -6
And THAT is why I'm not going to prom!
Lol, I love my character!
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Post by zane on Mar 3, 2010 16:27:55 GMT -6
excellent!
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Post by Nickpick on Mar 3, 2010 19:11:00 GMT -6
Lol i'll write another episode soon, it'll be from Nick's point of view...
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