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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 25, 2010 22:59:43 GMT -6
People are so impressed by your fighting prowess that the only one who can possibly be a threat to you is Chuck Norris himself! The fight lasts seven seconds. You lose. Embarrassment on global TV occurs. And as a symbol of Chuck Norris' victory, you lose your powers. (PS: The fight would've been shorter, but he was going easy on you.)
I wish to acknowledge the fact that I lasted to Round Four in Greatest Fighter Ever! on ToonZone, beating Spock, Doctor Octopus, and someone else who was really cool but I forget who they are! I also outlasted all other ToonZone members!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 25, 2010 23:05:44 GMT -6
And that's all you'll ever amount to.
I wisch thact my ckeybocard wcasn'tc brokcen.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 26, 2010 0:54:53 GMT -6
Wisches don't count - we only wish here.
I wish SGK's keyboard wasn't broken. (You owe me one.)
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 26, 2010 1:35:15 GMT -6
Psych! It wasn't broken. I owe you nothing.
I wish Spideyfan owed me one.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 26, 2010 1:39:15 GMT -6
In exchange, you owe me two. Deal or no deal? What's that? No deal, you say? Oh well - you have no choice! You already wished it! I wish to eliminate the one I owe SGK, and he can neither eliminate the ones he owes me or add to the ones I owe him.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 26, 2010 1:52:45 GMT -6
See below.
I wish that Zane would owe me three, two of which can go toward paying off Spideyfan. And no exchange/deal asspull stuff.
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Post by superpan on Aug 28, 2010 22:41:34 GMT -6
You all experience poop build-up and so a doctor has to come in to pull it out of your ass without putting you out. the shock causes you yo lose your memory, wiping this thread of your confusing wishes.
I wish Cradleman would know who Mary Pickford and Buster Keaton were.
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Post by zane on Aug 28, 2010 23:02:00 GMT -6
He does.....No one cares.
I wish that I could sleep when I wanted to sleep instead of forcing myself to get tired.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 29, 2010 6:28:05 GMT -6
Using the power of your mind, you can sleep whenever you want to but you can't wake up without making a conscious decision to do so (and you can't since you'll be, you know, sleeping).
I wish Zane would get rid of that Chuck Norris GIF (and not replace it with any other Chuck Norris-related images).
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 29, 2010 9:51:44 GMT -6
He does, but then he also adds another Chuck Norris image.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 29, 2010 10:24:09 GMT -6
You stop forgetting to make wishes, even though you know they'll just get corrupted.
I wish for a car that can transform into a breakdancing robot... and won't kill and/or injure me.
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Post by zane on Aug 29, 2010 11:53:33 GMT -6
It breakdances so well it attracts the attention of every gang in America, they go to your home and steal the robot. For its initiation, it kills you and everyone important to you within a 50 mile radius.
I wish for a time machine
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 29, 2010 15:07:25 GMT -6
Your interference in the past prevents from ever wishing for a time machine.
I wish for a paradox.
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Post by zane on Aug 29, 2010 16:04:06 GMT -6
You get one and stop existing
I wish for a Re-Do machine
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 29, 2010 22:38:12 GMT -6
The re-do machine turns time backwards but doesn't actually allow you to change anything.
I wish we were free of this loop that I just trapped us in.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 30, 2010 9:23:21 GMT -6
So do I.
I wish we were free of this loop that SGK just trapped us in.
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Post by ultrawolf13 on Aug 30, 2010 15:33:58 GMT -6
were freeded from the loop but it starts again 100 times worse
I wish Spideyfan didnt betray me
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 30, 2010 17:44:47 GMT -6
Technically speaking, we weren't really allies. We made a deal, and the "betrayal" regarded untread territory. So in other words, I didn't betray you. Wish granted.
I wish the day would come when LOGIC would rule the world!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 30, 2010 20:58:54 GMT -6
Legion Of Gruesome & Intimidating Cats? I love those guys!
I wish for a mechanical puppy.
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Post by zane on Aug 30, 2010 21:02:02 GMT -6
You get it, and it pulls an Ol' Yeller on you and you're forced to shoot it in the face with a shotgun. It survives and becomes the "Dog-inator" hunting down your future self who is actually younger then you now and then going after your son. It succeeds and is it just me or does Terminator make NO sense when you think about it?
I wish I could make sense of Terminator without watching the movies agani.
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