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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Sept 26, 2010 1:40:01 GMT -6
In order to keep the balance, everything else in the universe has to make less sense. And not just hippos making toast, though that's probably where it starts.
I wish I could view things 4-dimensionally.
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LadyDeadpool1996
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You think I cant be a mercenary because Im a jokester? *BAM* Think Again
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Post by LadyDeadpool1996 on Sept 26, 2010 8:24:31 GMT -6
This is how you play right?
You do, but your mind cant handle it and explodes.
I wish I wasnt a new member!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Sept 26, 2010 10:26:41 GMT -6
You're not a member.
I wish that SGK won't say "that isn't proper wish corruption for it is good," or a paraphrased version of that statement.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Sept 26, 2010 12:00:34 GMT -6
Well, in that case SGK won't grant your wish. Except that he did. D'oh!
I wish I knew how to correct this paradox.
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Post by zane on Sept 26, 2010 15:29:19 GMT -6
You do. By dying. Which you do. Wait... that isn't corrupted.
I wish I was King of the Zombies!
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LadyDeadpool1996
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Post by LadyDeadpool1996 on Sept 26, 2010 17:59:07 GMT -6
You are, but they REVOLT... I let you finish that one I wish I lived in Cali.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Sept 26, 2010 18:46:25 GMT -6
You do, but thats where justin Beiber visits and everyone goes into WW3
I wish I could teleport!
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Post by zane on Sept 26, 2010 20:39:56 GMT -6
You can, but you can't control it and eventually end up inside of a tree where grubs and birds kill you slowly and painfully.
I wish I was still living with my girlfriend.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Sept 27, 2010 16:20:38 GMT -6
You do, but then she talks about marrige and kids... While you're still dating! The mans' worst fear!
I wish II could be a girl for a day!
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Post by zane on Sept 27, 2010 18:51:39 GMT -6
(that's not a fear for me. I love her)
You are. But you're on your period.
I wish for a perfect life.
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LadyDeadpool1996
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Post by LadyDeadpool1996 on Sept 27, 2010 19:16:53 GMT -6
Its too perfect and Gos Smites you
I wish I lived in the DC universe.
((Even though Lady Deadpool is my favorite, I love the DCU))
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Post by zane on Sept 27, 2010 20:04:53 GMT -6
(God? Really?)
You do. And you're killed in the crossfire of one of Superman's battles.
I wish I could fall asleep whenever I wanted to.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Sept 27, 2010 20:19:55 GMT -6
You can fall asleep whenever you want but you can only wake up when I want you to.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Sept 27, 2010 20:22:30 GMT -6
You stay up one night, wanna sleep but when you wanna sleep you're on the train tracks and a train is coming and... well you know the rest...
I wish I had clown hair!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Sept 27, 2010 20:31:33 GMT -6
You get lice and it's impossible to get through to them through all the knots and whatnot.
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Sept 27, 2010 20:46:08 GMT -6
You dont, and then you confuse everyone like now I wish Prof. X wasnt the the head of the Xmen. (( oh and off topic, if hes a telepath and can move whatever he wants, couldnt he move his legs with his mind and walk??))
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Sept 27, 2010 20:53:35 GMT -6
The X-Men run around like a decapitated chicken. Kind of funny, so I don't have to corrupt it further for my amusement.
I wish this forum would be like it was in the good old days.
PS. If you could move anything, you'd have no need to walk.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Sept 28, 2010 6:30:16 GMT -6
It is, but now it IS the good ol' days and no one has a computer so- I wish I had a computer
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Sept 28, 2010 21:38:37 GMT -6
Okay, a computer. Just a computer. No monitor, no keyboard, no some other third thing. It's basically the computer version of Helen Keller or comic!SGK.
I wish comic!SGK would finally show up.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Sept 29, 2010 6:36:47 GMT -6
Not sure what that means, so when hes coming he gets hit by a rouge helicopter! I wish The letter Z nexer existed
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