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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 9:45:34 GMT -6
It was, causing everyone who read it to laugh to die, therefore shutting down the site due to everyone but you dying.
I wish I had every girl I want as a slave.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 10:01:08 GMT -6
All the jealous men of the world gang up on, capture you, and torture you mercilessly, but they do not kill you for that would be too easy - they just want to watch you squirm....
I wish the next post is funny.
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 10:22:20 GMT -6
Your wish comes true, however it's only funny to a certain group of people that don't exist anymore.
I wish I had some cake
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 12:48:43 GMT -6
You get a raspberry cake.
I wish Phil had learned something other than "Never eat raspberries."
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 13:30:47 GMT -6
A new writing staff takes over and bring him back via lousy plot device. 'Cause they ALWAYS do that.
I wish Zane's last post was deleted.
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 14:49:17 GMT -6
It was, in another timestream.
I wish I was half-zombie
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Post by paycheckgurl on Aug 4, 2010 17:07:11 GMT -6
You become half Zombie then the protagnist in a horror film kills you by destroying your head in a ball of flames.
I wish for more wishes.
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Post by cradleman on Aug 4, 2010 17:21:28 GMT -6
you get them, but each wish can only be used to ask for more wishes, and those wishes can only be used to ask for more wishes, and so on, until you realize it's all pointless and stop wishing for more wishes that will only grant more wishes for more wishes.
I wish that I had beaten every single command and conquer game.
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Post by paycheckgurl on Aug 4, 2010 17:30:44 GMT -6
You do...at age 89...alone...
I wish for cash.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 18:39:56 GMT -6
(I got my wish. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) ) You get your cash, in pounds. I wish I hadn't just lost 2-3 hours to a headache....
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 19:13:34 GMT -6
You got those hours back, and for some reason find yourself unconscious, as in those 2-3 hours you'd been put in a coma.
I wish Megan Fox was in Transformers 3
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Post by paycheckgurl on Aug 4, 2010 19:41:25 GMT -6
She in it, but only has one line.
I wish my next wish was incorruptable.
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 19:45:00 GMT -6
It is, but it is so incorruptable it becomes a person, who is sent into another dimension and replaced by a corruptable clone, which turns back into your wish and is corrupted by me.
I wish I could shapeshift
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 19:54:41 GMT -6
You've been able to shapeshift your entire life - in fact, you aren't really who you think you are. Cue identity crisis.
I wish the incorruptability wish's corruption made sense.
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 21:47:47 GMT -6
That wish does not make sense in its own right and therefore cannot be granted.
I wish I had more money
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 21:52:50 GMT -6
One would think that would get you a cent, but rather, it gets you all the money in the world, and you rule over everyone with an iron fist from your tall rich tower basking in the luxury of being the most powerful man on earth, until the day you're diagnosed with cancer and realize what a fool you've been and that after all of that you are hated by all and you die a miserable unsympathetic man without a friend in the world....
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish that was less sad and more funny.
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 21:54:49 GMT -6
Your wish is granted. However your post is edited by ME!
I wish Spideyfan would stop making wishes that are more desires then wishes.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 4, 2010 22:05:44 GMT -6
You don't get your wish. I wish Zane would shut up. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 4, 2010 22:11:01 GMT -6
Now Zane can't warn you about the pack of hungry velociraptors nearby (not that you would have believed it anyway).
I wish to be a moderator.
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Post by zane on Aug 4, 2010 22:12:43 GMT -6
You are promoted, but almost destroy the forum and are immediately demoted.
I wish Dave would roll into a ditch.
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