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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 21, 2010 21:20:45 GMT -6
But when you do it at your will, you fall through the earth! Duh! It's not like you can defy gravity along with this power....
And I thought the mysterious ticking noise was a pipe bomb....
Anyway....
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Chuck Norris was going to beat up SGK for us, but now he can't 'cause he was never.... created....? Wait, you do realize Chuck Norris is non-fictional, correct?
I wish Brucie would stop making God references! Separation of church and forum!
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Nov 21, 2010 21:25:10 GMT -6
... Yes I know... And It makes sense now with the gravity thing!
I wish you could get any career without a college degree and the world would stay the same.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 22, 2010 0:55:48 GMT -6
That wish is in itself a paradox. Besides, college is AWESOME! If you get into the right one, that is....
I wish I had a full scholarship, though! And make that a full scholarship to NYU, for a Film major in Tisch School of the Arts!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Nov 22, 2010 9:27:26 GMT -6
Someone else loses out on their scholarship and kills you. The lesson here: if you're going to cheat to get ahead in life, don't post about it on the internet where anyone can read it.
I wish all corrupted wishes had some kind of moral to them.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 22, 2010 14:59:13 GMT -6
The more you learn, the wiser you become, until one day you're so wise that you isolate yourself from corrupted humanity. One day, however, as you're on your deathbed, you realize that your life has been spent in misery, and you've denied yourself true happiness. Thus you receive the greatest wisdom of all too late, that the key to happiness is simply to enjoy life without regard for some deeper meaning.
I wish that when this wish is corrupted, there is no moral!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Nov 23, 2010 11:02:31 GMT -6
You get a dog that is uncommonly shaggy. Many people remark upon its considerable shagginess. When you learn that there are contests for shaggy dogs, you enter the dog. The dog wins first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. You enter the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally you enter it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges inspect all of the competing dogs, they remark about your dog: "He's not so shaggy."
I wish that hadn't been a colossal waste of time.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 23, 2010 12:33:34 GMT -6
Somebody finds a deeper meaning in that corruption, regarding how different people perceive things differently and we must respect everyone's beliefs. However, you now find that my wish remains ungranted and thus uncorrupted, and thus you must try again.
I wish that when this wish is corrupted, there is no moral!
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Nov 23, 2010 13:47:41 GMT -6
((Be careful what you wish for is the moral lol))
You really wished for nothing at all.
I wish for a tux that came complete with spy gadgets!
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Post by Reaper on Nov 23, 2010 16:04:51 GMT -6
They short circuit and burn the tux and you're stuck naked in a fancy party.
I wish I had Wi-Fi in my car.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 23, 2010 16:37:12 GMT -6
Okay, but the lousy connection drives you into a fit (haha! I made a pun!) and when your mom or dad turns to yell at you, you crash and go bwa-da-boom!
I wish for a nice glass of chocolate milk, with just milk and chocolate in it and no miscellaneous items not requested in this wish may be in or come into contact with my chocolate milk.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Nov 23, 2010 17:34:17 GMT -6
You get a mean glass?
I wish for angel wings
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 23, 2010 19:29:43 GMT -6
You get them.... from Mister Sinister. I wish I was an X-Man! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Nov 23, 2010 19:53:55 GMT -6
You become a X-woman.
I wish for cyber enhanced arms. That can no way turn me evil or fail.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 23, 2010 21:04:43 GMT -6
The arms don't turn you evil, but everyone thinks they did, so they kill you.
I wish to make this wish uncorruptable!
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Post by paycheckgurl on Nov 23, 2010 21:09:15 GMT -6
They don't fail, you just don't know how to use them properly.
I wish alegbra class was an elective, and I could switch out of a class based on teacher prefrence....
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 23, 2010 23:20:55 GMT -6
Okay, but you're missing out on an awesome subject! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I wish I could get into a Calc class at the time I wanted (11 am) instead the one I got (6 pm) for next semester.
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Nov 23, 2010 23:39:50 GMT -6
You get both instead?
I wish for an indestructable helmet my size and that this wish would not be corrupted.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 24, 2010 15:24:54 GMT -6
Allow me to deal with those two wishes separately: 1. "I wish for an indestructable helmet." Okay, but it isn't indestructible, and so it's easily destroyed. 2. "I wish that this wish would not be corrupted." Okay, it won't be, but the other one is still up for grabs.
I wish that Brucie would stop copying me just because I'm cooler.
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Post by Reaper on Nov 25, 2010 16:30:23 GMT -6
He becomes cooler and you copy him.
I wish for more money
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Nov 25, 2010 16:47:12 GMT -6
(Thanks for that Zane)
You sufficate in it?
I wish for a sunny thanksgiving!
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