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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 11, 2010 21:37:20 GMT -6
It'd be easier if you weren't bi.... Still, not that hard.... So, you're able to get all the girls (and guys) you could ever have dreamed of, but when you finally meet that special someone, she (or he) thinks you're just some pimp, and leaves you forever. Furthermore, you cannot reverse the invulnerabilities that you've taken, and so you live an immortal life of pain over your regrets.
I wish that NYU gave me a bigger scholarship.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 11, 2010 21:42:11 GMT -6
You get a bigger scholarship due to an accounting error, and when it is eventually discovered you end up in jail for not reporting it.
I wish for all the broken computers at my college to be fixed.
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Post by ultrawolf13 on Aug 11, 2010 22:13:31 GMT -6
There fixed but somehow they become self aware and eventually are able to gain control of all computers in the world and they nuke the world killing everyone.
I wish people at my school would shut up about a descison
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 11, 2010 22:24:13 GMT -6
You go deaf. It's the only way.
I wish I knew what this "descison" was....
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 11, 2010 22:46:41 GMT -6
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Post by zane on Aug 11, 2010 23:21:52 GMT -6
It does, however because of the early release date, the writers didn't have enough time to actually write good episodes, causing the show to bomb and be cancelled forever.
I wish I could experience my first time having sex again!
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Post by cradleman on Aug 11, 2010 23:36:45 GMT -6
it happens. again and again and again, because each time you only last 30 seconds and the girl is disappointed.
I wish I had a life
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Post by zane on Aug 11, 2010 23:41:23 GMT -6
You were born with one, and due to having a life you never went on TV.com, never got mad at J-Leaguer, and this site was never made. Causing everyone to drift apart, and forums to feel completely dead.
I wish my kindness at my job (Waiter) wasn't taken advantage of. (Explanation's on the blog)
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 12, 2010 0:44:22 GMT -6
They stop giving you a hard time, and fire you instead.
I wish there was something worthwhile to do at this hour....
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Post by zane on Aug 12, 2010 1:45:19 GMT -6
Something's invented, however it rocks so much that it becomes overcrowded.
I wish I could sleep so I could join Dani in bed.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 12, 2010 2:57:56 GMT -6
You're already asleep. Dani is just a dream.
I wish for Kranstin to be vanquished once and for all!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 12, 2010 11:50:41 GMT -6
You give your life to vanquish him.
I wish SGK would be good again.
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Post by zane on Aug 12, 2010 15:03:47 GMT -6
He is made good, but therefore ten times more annoying.
I wish I could talk to Hitler.
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Post by superpan on Aug 12, 2010 17:13:31 GMT -6
He actually talks about helping the poor and gives you the most profound insight into your life, causing you to become a Nazi and create a Holocaust and a World War bigger than he ever did with a crazier version of Nazism. This makes Hitler look good in comparison and he becomes a international hero, causing Nazism to become the dominant ideology on the face of the earth. When you die, he laughs at you for eternity.
I wish I had actual friendships like other people did.
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Post by zane on Aug 12, 2010 17:56:25 GMT -6
You do, and those friendships cause new enemies to arise; and they torture you until you beg for mercy, and then rape and kill you.
I wish my girlfriend was home.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 12, 2010 21:47:22 GMT -6
She moves to China, and thus her home is in China.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 12, 2010 23:40:36 GMT -6
You forget to make a wish. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. I wish for Spideyfan to not edit his post by the time I've posted this. I delete yours instead. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I wish that we never speak of this again.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 12, 2010 23:48:00 GMT -6
You can never speak again.
I wish that the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon won't suck.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 13, 2010 10:19:36 GMT -6
It doesn't suck, but isn't good either. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I wish that the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon would be put on hold for 5-10 years to finish TSSM!
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Post by superpan on Aug 13, 2010 15:34:52 GMT -6
Greg Weisman is replaced by Ron Friedman for season three and THE HOBGOBLIN RAPS WITH THE DOG FROM TITANIC!
I wish I had a pony.
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