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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Oct 30, 2010 10:20:05 GMT -6
Cradleman as a teacher?
*Fantasy sequence* Cradleman: Hello, class. My name is Mr. Cradleman. Student: Mr. Cradleman? More like Mr. Gaydleman! *Students laugh, Cradleman cries, fantasy sequence ends*
Kids these days...
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Post by spideyfan914 on Oct 30, 2010 16:22:58 GMT -6
If crade is gay, what does that make Nick and Juke?
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Oct 31, 2010 9:34:26 GMT -6
If crade is gay, what does that make Nick and Juke? You can't make fun of gay people for being gay, you can only make fun of straight people for being gay.
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Post by paycheckgurl on Oct 31, 2010 10:56:47 GMT -6
Um no, just no.
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Post by cradleman on Nov 2, 2010 20:52:24 GMT -6
finished the first day of full responsibility today. I got to teach in physics one of the hardest concepts for the kids to wrap their brains around, lol. I won't go in detail, but i spent about half an hour reviewing what their actual teacher had taught them so that they would be able to understand the new material(what's funny, my teacher took about 5 more minutes than me on it in the other physics class), but i think they understood it and they were following along and writing stuff down. I'll find out for sure on the test lol. In history i got to teach about the Holy Roman Empire(which as Voltaire said was "neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire") and the Black Death. Really had fun, the 7th graders i teach were paying attention and were eager to answer my questions(and loved all the random stuff i got to add in about the Black Death, like the true meaning of "Ring around the Rosie"), and they don't really cause any problems. Also, my history teacher seemed to really like my teaching(she was actually in the room next door observing the other TA teach, but apparently she could hear me through the door better than the TA in the room she was in), and my physics advisory teacher gave me the impression that i taught everything correctly and although i made some minor correctable mistakes, i felt i did a good job for the first day. Excited for day 2 tomorrow.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 3, 2010 22:10:42 GMT -6
Congrats, dude!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Nov 4, 2010 7:31:58 GMT -6
I guess the kids are lulling you into a false sense of security. You're so going to get it.
*Fantasy sequence.* Teacher: Okay, which one of you punks has Mr. Cradleman's inhaler? *A student gives it back.* Teacher: Jenkins, I expected better from you. Now who has his pants? *End fantasy.*
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Post by Frostbite200 on Nov 13, 2010 21:00:57 GMT -6
Your new sig is totally sick, I'm not sure if I murder it want to make love to it!!!!!
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Post by cradleman on Nov 13, 2010 22:49:16 GMT -6
it's completely awful and horrible, and yet you can't help but die laughing when you read it. so great, lol.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Nov 16, 2010 10:17:00 GMT -6
Your new sig is totally sick, I'm not sure if I murder it want to make love to it!!!!! Does that sentence make sense in New Zealand?
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Post by Frostbite200 on Nov 16, 2010 13:40:18 GMT -6
Your new sig is totally sick, I'm not sure if I murder it want to make love to it!!!!! Does that sentence make sense in New Zealand? Well considering that half americans I've met (Not you guys) Think that NZ is a state of AU, you better hope not!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Nov 16, 2010 13:44:38 GMT -6
Wait.... I KNOW you didn't post that today at 3:40pm! Today at 3:40pm is 56 minutes from now! WE DIDN'T TURN OUR CLOCKS BACK!!!!!!!!!!! TIME WARP!!!!!!!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Nov 16, 2010 22:07:16 GMT -6
It's astounding...
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Post by cradleman on Dec 16, 2010 15:47:18 GMT -6
Hey guys! i guess it's finally time for an update, lol. As of 3 hours ago, i have finished my teaching internship! YAY! Physics went really really well, I started off with a C+ and slowly worked it up, for the final week i actually received an A-. very excited about that, doesn't mean i'll earn an A in the internship, but it's very possible. History went really well too, i got A's the last 3 weeks. God was gracious, I really am going to miss my classes, both of them were an absolute joy to teach and i'll miss all of my students dearly. As of now, i officially have only 2 more weeks of college left, and i'll be done January 21. I cannot believe it, but it IS time for me to get a job, so the next couple weeks i'll be job searching. yay. My application is in to teach starting next fall at the school i just did my internship at, so i would love to get to teach there for a few years. As of now, i will finally begin to be able to write again, here's the current lineup for my writing projects. 1. When Darkness Comes, Christmas Issue: i have an idea for it, and i think it could work really well, so expect it on christmas, hopefully. 2. When Darkness Comes, Arc 4. HUGE ideas for this, hopefully it turns out really well. expect it sometime in January or early February 3. The Fountain: a reworking of the story i posted in Nick's Writing Competition, this one won't be posted here, as I'm hoping to get it published when it's done. i have high hopes for it, so we'll see what happens with it. 4. Ruin: a reworking of a story already currently posted in my stories thread, the 2nd act needs a lot of work and will be posted when i'm done. 5. Finally, i a have a novel that i want to write, i have the chapter by chapter layout already written, so I plan to start this one and have a few chapters done by the end of the summer. That's all for now, and i'll be posting on here more now that i have free time. i'm quite happy right now.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Dec 16, 2010 20:59:35 GMT -6
i'm quite happy right now. Isn't saying that the ultimate way to curse yourself?
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Post by spideyfan914 on Dec 16, 2010 23:56:17 GMT -6
Eh? Christmas special? Huh....
Yeah, definitely DON'T expect a Christmas special from H&V or anything, considering that the fact that it's, y'know, August....
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Dec 17, 2010 11:07:59 GMT -6
Well then it will come as a surprise.
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Post by cradleman on Dec 17, 2010 11:16:25 GMT -6
Arc 3 took place in early november. next issue will skip ahead to december. it'll also serve as a set up of sorts for arc 4
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Post by spideyfan914 on Dec 17, 2010 16:08:11 GMT -6
Season 4 ended in August. Season 5 begins early September.
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Post by cradleman on Dec 20, 2010 6:32:17 GMT -6
so i don't think i mentioned that i am working security for my college a few times before new years day. already worked 2 of my 6 shifts, all of which are the same time, Midnight to 8AM. Needless to say, not only are the hours exhausting but my internal clock is way way off right now. i finished my second one yesterday morning, went to bed at 9AM, woke up at noon, watched a football game, and promptly fell asleep at 4:30 PM, waking up again at 2:30AM this morning, and i've now been up 4 hours. i'm totally not used to this, lol. Oh well, I used the time to finish watching Home Alone (AWESOME! one of my favorite christmas movies ever) and to start on HA2 for the first time, which has been pretty funny so far.
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