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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 16:25:22 GMT -6
A thread for us to pretend like we actually know each other and as though this thread was a huge house able to fit the whole lot of us, with over 20 TV's. 10 Bathrooms. Enough bedrooms for all of us PLUS 4 guest bedrooms. And whatever else you guys wanna put in. In other words. It's an RPG about real life.
First Topic on the Agenda:
It's Jon's (Cradleman) birthday, and I just made burgers, hired strippers, and got some booze. We begin with the party....
Alright. So I've got Strippers comin' here in about an hour. Burger's ready in 10 minutes. About 100,000 movies, games, and Blu-Ray DVD's. And Booze. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
*runs to one of the 20 Televisions, connects the Xbox and grabs a controller*
Who's up for a game?!
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 17:04:23 GMT -6
I'm game, Zane, what we playin?
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Post by jukenami on Mar 9, 2010 17:08:23 GMT -6
Unless those are male strippers, I'm outtie.
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 17:10:27 GMT -6
Either Modern Warfare 2, or Street Fighter 4. You can pick another one out but I'm playin' one of these two first. AND NO BLAKE! I DID NOT HIRE MALE STRIPPERS! CALL 'EM YOURSELF! AND KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!
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Post by jukenami on Mar 9, 2010 17:14:24 GMT -6
Haha. I'm kidding Zane.
*Sits back and eats baked lays*
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Post by spideyfan914 on Mar 9, 2010 17:16:49 GMT -6
Oh, Zane - I could understand if it was ONLY Blake who wanted them, but then there's Nick too!
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 17:46:46 GMT -6
I don't care. Now make yourself useful and get me a soda. I'm gonna start playin'!
*pops Modern Warfare 2 into the Xbox*
Let's go!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Mar 9, 2010 17:47:49 GMT -6
Hey, I have a question - why does Zane always call the shots? Who put him in charge?
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 17:49:58 GMT -6
I did. Now go.
*begins to completely massacre Sports in MW2*
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 18:40:26 GMT -6
Zane...did you hack the game again? because last time i played you, you lost...by 30 kills...no cheating dude...
**tosses controller to ground.
walks over to Blake and grabs a few chips...
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 18:44:41 GMT -6
I didn't cheat.
I practiced. Notice the higher rank?
Jerk.
*grabs a burger and turns on the radio to some random station that's blasting Rock music*
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 18:46:21 GMT -6
geez, sore loser* whispers
when the strippers gettin here? and where's cradleman?
*sings along to the rock music
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 18:56:07 GMT -6
S'only been 10 minutes. Relax. They'll be here.
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Post by jukenami on Mar 9, 2010 19:39:04 GMT -6
*Turns on ipod, listens to music I like*
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 19:52:57 GMT -6
THEY'RE HERE!!!!!
*Opens the door and the Strippers come in and do they're thing*
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 20:20:46 GMT -6
oo la la
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Mar 9, 2010 21:04:09 GMT -6
Oh, no! It's the cops! ...And a construction worker.
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 21:05:57 GMT -6
*shoots the cops, and the construction worker. Everyone looks at me like I'm a crazy person*
What? They were gonna crash our party.
*everyone agrees and continues doing their stuff. Unfortunately, Crade's birthday's almost over.*
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Mar 9, 2010 21:09:30 GMT -6
Zane, you just killed the strippers.
So now it's officially a party.
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Post by cradleman on Mar 9, 2010 23:38:18 GMT -6
I'm back! and no i'm not drunk. dammit! of course, it isn't really possible when you dont drink. toss me a coke, zane. I've been out having fun and it's time to relax and kick your ass in video games. perfect way to end the day.
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