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Post by superpan on Aug 15, 2010 21:31:28 GMT -6
They do but they still pretend you don't exist.
I wish that sentence didn't sum my social life so succinctly.
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Post by zane on Aug 15, 2010 22:07:01 GMT -6
You suddenly earn a ton of stalker-friends and are never left alone again.
I wish I wasn't lovesick.
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Post by cradleman on Aug 15, 2010 22:10:24 GMT -6
your girlfriend breaks up with you and you are heartbroken instead.
I wish my advisory teacher for my teaching internship could actually teach
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 15, 2010 22:26:52 GMT -6
Now that's just asking TOO much!
I wish that my thesis that everyone on this site suffers from some kind of social issue wasn't so dead-on....
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Post by zane on Aug 15, 2010 22:47:31 GMT -6
I have no response. (I'm not suffering from a social issue. My social life is fine. I just have a few things on my mind about my relationship.)
I wish my problems would go away
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Post by cradleman on Aug 15, 2010 22:50:00 GMT -6
You die from happiness
I wish I had money
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Post by zane on Aug 15, 2010 22:53:09 GMT -6
You do; but it's currency from the future and is worthless until the year 9824.
I wish I knew how to advance in my relationship.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 16, 2010 0:32:13 GMT -6
You spend the rest of your life ashamed that you got help from SGK of all people.
I wish I wasn't this forum's punchline.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 8:40:45 GMT -6
There is no need for such a wish.
I wish SGK would stop pretending he's this forum's punchline.
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 11:49:47 GMT -6
He stops pretending and becomes the punchline
I wish...to skip my turn. I've got nothing to wish for.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 15:52:34 GMT -6
I wish I had something to do for the next two weeks....
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 16:35:12 GMT -6
You do. It's called being an Indentured Servant.
I wish History didn't suck
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 16:43:50 GMT -6
I'll leave this one for superpan....
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Post by superpan on Aug 16, 2010 18:23:42 GMT -6
It doesn't, just your personal history does
I wish that there was a giant saxophone playing pink elephant spreading happiness and joy whereever he went!
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 18:35:54 GMT -6
And so, absurdists conquer the earth.
I wish I had someone with whom to share my absurdist sense of humor!
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 16, 2010 18:43:07 GMT -6
Okay but I'm allergic to horses.
I wish for my own recording studio.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 18:50:25 GMT -6
You get one.... from Fox!
I wish that Fox would be bought out.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 16, 2010 18:59:20 GMT -6
Fox gets bought out by Buy n Large, setting in motion the future shown in Wall-E.
I wish Pixar would stop trying to top themselves (surely they've harvested enough tears by now).
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 19:00:09 GMT -6
It is. By a worse company.
I wish that the new Seasons for Popular shows would start earlier this year.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 16, 2010 19:14:01 GMT -6
The popular shows start now but the good shows don't start until 2028.
I wish I had a pet penguin.
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