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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 19:31:46 GMT -6
(Too Easy)
You get it. And it bites off your penis and pecks your eye out.
I wish I was 17
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Post by superpan on Aug 16, 2010 21:01:49 GMT -6
Congratulaations, you're Zac Efron! Enjoy your failing career!
I wish I didn't have to listen to people talk about Asperger's Syndrome who know nothing about Asperger's Syndrome.
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 21:27:59 GMT -6
You now have to listen to people who know about Asperger's Syndrome talk about Asperger's Syndrome for the rest of your life.
I wish I was happier
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 21:31:34 GMT -6
You're happier and.... um.... nobody else is! But you don't care.... But then you DIE! But you died happy.... Y'know, I think that one might just be uncorruptable.... I wish we hadn't stopped skipping over SGK's posts.
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 21:34:51 GMT -6
The forum dies from insanity
I wish SGK would stop acting like a little kid
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 21:37:08 GMT -6
He develops a new personality which acts like.... YOU!!! Say good-bye to your individuality!!!
I wish that I could see Inception already!
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 21:44:14 GMT -6
You do. And find it so awesome that you're obsessed forever and your friends leave you and you never get a girlfriend, and you kill yourself thinking that your life is a dream like the woman in the movie that started the whole process of said movie by framing her husband as a murderer and causing him to run to Asia where he meets a business tycoon who hires him to perform a dangerous procedure called "Inception". After training a team he goes into the target's dreams and has his team attacked by mental guards. They move further in and trick the target into joining their team. They move in further and the target is killed along with the business tycoon. Causing the college student and the main character to go into the farthest level of dreaming and rescue the two. They meet the man's wife and learn the entire backstory to the movie. The wife is killed and the movie goes back to the beginning with the main character finding the business tycoon (aged to an old man) and taking him back to the real world. Where the tycoon calls the United States Governement and pays for the main character's charges to be dropped. The main character goes home to his children and spins a top he uses to determine whether he's in a dream or not. (Fall = Dream, Spin = Real). The top begins to stumble and the movie ends.
I wish I mentioned a Spoiler Alert there.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 22:00:35 GMT -6
You did. After the whole paragraph. I wish that.... actually, I'm quite content right now.
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 22:08:22 GMT -6
As am I
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 22:12:23 GMT -6
Cool! Then why do we keep wishing for things?
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 22:24:34 GMT -6
To keep the game going
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 22:30:32 GMT -6
But they're only going to be corrupted! It's all so pointless, with no end in sight! When do our wishes actually get granted? What good comes out of it?
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 22:32:13 GMT -6
None
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Post by spideyfan914 on Aug 16, 2010 22:33:56 GMT -6
Exactly! There is no purpose!
(By the way, I appreciate you're agreeing with me in all this....)
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Post by zane on Aug 16, 2010 22:39:34 GMT -6
I'm not picking sides
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 16, 2010 23:56:34 GMT -6
I wish for you two to stop agreeing and have an all-out brawl!
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Post by zane on Aug 17, 2010 0:06:36 GMT -6
We do. And you die in the crossfire.
I wish SGK would leave for a week.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 17, 2010 0:41:24 GMT -6
SGK leaves for a week.
I wish that no one will ever realize that my weirdness is just for show and you guys are the ones who need major help.
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Post by zane on Aug 17, 2010 2:05:01 GMT -6
We do, get depressed, and leave forever.
I wish the show would end for a little bit.
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Post by Kranstin Kardashian on Aug 17, 2010 2:10:11 GMT -6
That was the SGK Attack show. Coming up next, another exciting psychotic episode!
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
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