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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 16:41:39 GMT -6
(Yeah, it was fast, but I got on a roll with this, I think you'll enjoy this, the storyline will be shorter, but I'm adding in something every other episode, which you'll find out about soon, hope you enjoy, comment and let me know what you think!)
THE CHOSEN - SEASON 2
EPISODE 1 - THE OLD, THE NEW, and THE CHOSEN
It was near nightfall, the sun was setting into the ocean on the horizon. People on the Florida beach were packing up their lawn chairs, towels, and umbrellas, heading back to their condos or even to their homes. Most of the people here were visitors and vacationers.
“We should probably split soon.” A young man says as he dives into the sand, catching a football on the way down. His name was Zane; he was 18 years old, he was average height, maybe slightly taller. He had deep black hair, with a red strip going though the bangs.
“Yeah, remind me to buy a glow in the dark football next time I’m out.” The other man says. This was Rodney, he had dark blonde hair, and he was tall, higher than six foot. He was 19 years old.
“Will do, hey did you get your book for that report we had to do?” Zane says, wiping the sand off of him as he walks toward Rodney.
“The one for Mr. Harrier’s class?”
“Yeah”
“I got it last night, how about you?”
“Nah, I think I’ll grab it in the morning…I swear of all the schools I’ve been through, his class is the hardest English class I’ve been through.”
“I have a D dude, and I was straight A’s in High school” He looks at Zane, and Zane looks at him in a funny way. Rodney smiles, “would you believe B?”
“Hardly” Zane says, as they walk into their condo.
The Next Morning
Zane walks into the library, wearing his jeans and leather jacket. Not someone you’d expect to see there, and was that true…
“This is the first time I’ve been to a library since, seventh grade; I think…I don’t even know where to start...”
He walks into the library, hearing nothing…silence filled the room, quite frankly it scared him. He walks up to the front counter where a twenty year old man turns around. He had a shadow on his face, his hair was shaggy and of short length.
“Hey, how can I help you?”
“Um, I need a book…”
“Well, you came to the right place, I’m Blake, what kind of book are you looking for?”
“Non - Fiction, I guess, I’m not really sure…what that is though…”
“You don’t read much do ya?”
Zane smirks, “Does Cat in the Hat when I was four count?”
“I’ll give it to ya.” Blake laughs, typing something on the computer.
“I’m Zane by the way.”
“Nice to meet ya…so do you have any idea in what you would want to read?”
“I’m just gonna use spark notes, dude, I won’t read it, I just need proof I have the book!”
“So it doesn’t matter what?”
“Nope…”
Blake thinks for a moment, “I have an idea, follow me…”
Blake hops the counter, and walks upstairs, while Zane follows. Zane is somewhat shocked when he sees a crowd of people in front of him.
“I didn’t know this many people visited the library”
“They don’t…here follow me”
Blake squeezes through the crowd; Zane follows him, while people are beginning to whisper about him cutting in line. Finally, Zane reaches a desk where a younger man is signing the inside of a book.
“Brad”
Brad looks up, revealing an older Brad then before, he was about twenty-two years old now, and he had reading glasses that he just used for looks. He had clean cut hair, and clean shaven face.
“Hey Blake, mind hurrying this up, people are beginning to become impatient.” He says as he signs a book, and hands it back to the woman, who is excited just to come this close to him.
“I wanted to introduce you to Zane. He’s looking for a non-fiction book.”
“Non-fiction, eh? Well, here’s one for you…”
He hands him one of the books sitting in a tall pile beside him.
“The Chosen” Zane says.
“You’ll enjoy it; it’s based off a true story.”
Zane flips through the pages of the book, just to get a feel for it, “Looks good to me! I’ll check it out!”
Blake and Zane quickly get out of Brad’s way, and back downstairs.
“So you’ll be checking this out?”
“Yup”
Blake hops the desk again; the older lady beside him was starting to give him funny looks. Okay, I’ll just need to see your card.”
“What card?”
Blake sighs, “Okay, I guess we’ll have to start from scratch…This thing your holding…is a book…”
That Night
The library is beginning to close; Blake begins to pack some things up. He grabs his backpack from behind the desk and hops it, just as Brad comes down.
“Busy day, huh?” Blake says.
“Yeah, gets pretty crazy being a semi-famous writer.”
“You’re the only one to do it off of one book!”
“Amazing how you can write of something so amazing, something that happened in real life, and now, I’m getting known for it, just because I wrote it on a piece of paper.”
“Don’t forget, it started in your diary!”
Brad pushes Blake in the shoulder jokingly, “Don’t mention that…Where you headed?”
“Abby’s picking me up, hopefully, she got pretty ticked last night when I forgot to put the toilet seat back down.”
“That’s weird, I did that all the time as kids, she never got upset though, must be a sibling thing.”
“We fight like siblings.”
“No, you guys fight like a married couple.” He laughs
“Yeah, that ain’t ever gonna happen…”
“True” Brad says.
“You know…I really miss the days when Shawn would sit in here and keep me company…and then get caught up in some books.”
“Shawn read?”
“Yeah, usually to books by NickPick, but he liked some by Cradleman, and Spideyfan…”
“Crazy freakin author names…”
Blake laughs as Abby honks the horn on her car, and Blake leaves, locking the library once Brad exits.
Later
Abby opens the door and throws the keys on a nearby table, as she walks into a small apartment complex, big enough for at least two people.
“Thanks for picking me up Abby, nice having a chauffeur” He laughs afterwards.
“Yeah, yeah…”
“You all right?”
“I’m fine, Blake, just tired.”
Abby sure looked tired, when she turned around, her face looked like it hadn’t slept in weeks. She usually had a cute face with long blonde hair; only today she had glasses on and had her hair up in a ponytail.
“I don’t think you’re…”
She interrupts, “BLAKE, I’M FINE!”
Blake leans back in surprise, “Okay…okay, I’m going to head to bed…”
She begins to wipe the tears from her face has she closes her bedroom door. Blake hops the back of the couch, and sits down, turning on the television.
“Too early for menopause…too late for puberty…who the hell knows what’s wrong with her”
ITS BEEN SEVEN YEARS SINCE THE EGYPTIAN ATTACK THAT BROUGHT THE MUMMY KNOWN AS KING CRADLEMAN BACK TO LIFE…
“He wasn’t a mummy…dumb newscasters.” He walks into the kitchen
WELL THE BRAVE ARCHAEOLOGISTS ARE BACK ON THE DIG SITE…AND THEY HAVE STRUCK MORE GOLD.
Blake runs back into the living room with half a cookie sticking out of his mouth.
THAT’S RIGHT, AFTER MUCH DIGGING IN THE SITE, THEY HAVE FOUND THREE DEAD BODIES, CONFUSING TO THEM, HOWEVER, THEY ARE VERY YOUNG LOOKING MEN…MAYBE SAND PRESERVES NOW…IN OTHER NEWS…
Blake stands still with the cookie still in his mouth…
“O Ma Goth” |
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Post by spideyfan914 on Mar 9, 2010 17:44:09 GMT -6
I miss Sparknotes.... My internet's down and it doesn't work here at school!
Hm.... Idea!
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 9, 2010 17:50:18 GMT -6
Awesome.
I like how you've moved it forward seven years!
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Post by zane on Mar 9, 2010 17:55:46 GMT -6
Excellent!
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 18:26:17 GMT -6
thanks guys, frostbite, if you remember, at the end of the first one, the whole story was Brad reading his own book, five years later...i just added a few years to make it seem like it started off right as it has finished..plus! i have ideas that have happened the past few years...the next episode will be up in a few days
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 9, 2010 18:32:25 GMT -6
thanks guys, frostbite, if you remember, at the end of the first one, the whole story was Brad reading his own book, five years later...i just added a few years to make it seem like it started off right as it has finished..plus! i have ideas that have happened the past few years...the next episode will be up in a few days I remember him reading the book. though I don't recall him say that he wrote it, don't remember the time jump either. |
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 18:35:07 GMT -6
thanks guys, frostbite, if you remember, at the end of the first one, the whole story was Brad reading his own book, five years later...i just added a few years to make it seem like it started off right as it has finished..plus! i have ideas that have happened the past few years...the next episode will be up in a few days I remember him reading the book. though I don't recall him say that he wrote it, don't remember the time jump either. It saved us and the world, and that, readers, is the story of the Chosen. Brad finished reading the book. This was about 5 years after the story. He turns the book over, and on the back it says, based on a true story, Written by Brad Davis, dedicated to my brother Shawn, and my friend Nick. A tear rolls down his face, has he reads the back, and it falls onto the book. He puts the book back onto the shelf, turns the light off, and leaves the room. - this is how the last season ended |
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 9, 2010 18:36:24 GMT -6
I remember him reading the book. though I don't recall him say that he wrote it, don't remember the time jump either. It saved us and the world, and that, readers, is the story of the Chosen. Brad finished reading the book. This was about 5 years after the story. He turns the book over, and on the back it says, based on a true story, Written by Brad Davis, dedicated to my brother Shawn, and my friend Nick. A tear rolls down his face, has he reads the back, and it falls onto the book. He puts the book back onto the shelf, turns the light off, and leaves the room. - this is how the last season ended Right. |
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 9, 2010 18:38:17 GMT -6
It saved us and the world, and that, readers, is the story of the Chosen. Brad finished reading the book. This was about 5 years after the story. He turns the book over, and on the back it says, based on a true story, Written by Brad Davis, dedicated to my brother Shawn, and my friend Nick. A tear rolls down his face, has he reads the back, and it falls onto the book. He puts the book back onto the shelf, turns the light off, and leaves the room. - this is how the last season ended Right. just thought I'd catch you up  |
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 10, 2010 14:05:38 GMT -6
(I am taking a different approach with this, and you'll get this every once in a while to guide you through the story, and gain a little info on each character)
EPISODE 2: INTERVIEW - BRAD
Sportsfan23: Hello, Brad, thank you for taking your time on this interview, I guess I will start off right away!...
Did you expect your book to be such a success?
Brad: Hell, no! This book, “The Chosen” was, as you know, based on the story of my best friend, Shawn, and his friend, Nick. I have known Shawn ever since he was a kid…When we found him, all alone, it was…so sad! We had put out posters and phone numbers. No one returned our calls, and we continued to feed him, and give him shelter…I always considered him another sibling, to go along with my younger sister Abby. But now I know why we never received those calls. His real parents were born over 5,000 years ago.
Sportsfan23: You and Shawn were close then, what about Nick?
Brad: Nick crashed my birthday party, why should I care about him? *laughs* Nah, I honestly never knew Nick as a person as well. I mean, if he was friends with my friends, then we were friends. That is how I looked at it!
Sportsfan23: In your book, it mentions how you became a villain known as Zolephus, and attack the two Chosen, is this true? Or something you added into the book.
Brad: This is usually a touchy subject for me…That…the whole story, everything…is true. It is sad, but I became that character to protect my sister…Did I want to do it? No! but when you family is in trouble, you couldn’t believe the pain you go through, the feeling that goes through your head…it’s indescribable. But it all worked out in the end
Sportsfan23: You’ve done a lot these last few years, with the book and all; explain what had happened since the incident in Egypt.
Brad: Well, I’m still fuzzy on the whole teleporting to Egypt thing, but after the whole fight was over. We weren’t worried on where we were…we were worried about our friends…our family…Thankfully, these nomads were passing through, and we were near Cairo, Egypt. They took us back and we found the nearest airport, flew back to Florida.
After that, it took a while for things to get back into motion. It was just me, Abby, and Blake. It was quiet all the time; I had no random visits from Shawn anymore, and I didn’t get the same feeling from Blake, who came over maybe once, twice a month, and that was just to see Abby.
About a year after the event, I had published the book; it had a slow start, but took off quickly. I was thankful for that definitely. I always felt a little guilty on how they had never shared in my fame though…my friends are what made this possible, and also those who gave their lives.
Sportsfan23: You mentioned Blake coming to see Abby…are they into each other?
Brad: Yeah, I can guarantee you they are not together; they do live together now, in an apartment a few minutes away from me. They’ve always been great friends, but I swear they are not together!
Sportsfan23: You’re all right with them living together?
Brad: Like I said, I know there is no chance they are getting together, completely different leagues!
Sportsfan23: Please explain further…
Brad: How many hints must I give? *laughs* okay, about three years ago, right when the book hit off, Blake came over, which surprised me because he wanted to talk to me and not Abby, and he actually…this is awkward…he revealed himself to me!
Sportsfan23: revealed?
Brad: You are clueless Sportsfan23…He’s gay. He told me that and actually hit on me a few times afterwards, but I told him I wasn’t into him, and he was cool, I guess…thankfully, he isn’t offended by many gay jokes, which I felt bad about telling him earlier before I knew. *chuckles*
Sportsfan23: I see, Well thank you for your time, Brad, I wish you continuing success on your book!
Brad: Thank you!
Brad gets out of the seat, as the cameraman stops rolling the camera and messes with his camera. He walks backstage where Blake is preparing his hair.
“Your next, bro…”
“Crap…”
“What? I thought you were ready for these interviews”
“I am! …I just have a zit right on my forehead.”
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 10, 2010 14:32:56 GMT -6
Cool, how many episodes are you going to do?
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 10, 2010 17:17:15 GMT -6
9 episodes and 8 character interviews...but the interviews will sometimes connect with the episodes
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 10, 2010 17:54:24 GMT -6
9 episodes and 8 character interviews...but the interviews will sometimes connect with the episodes 8?, I can't think of that many character! Brad Addy Blake Rodney Zane Nick Shawn . . . . OH, Jonathan. Never mind. |
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Post by zane on Mar 12, 2010 20:57:56 GMT -6
Cool
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 18, 2010 17:04:57 GMT -6
EPISODE 2: ZOMBIES
A scream is heard at the top of a person’s lungs. Two guards turn around, pulling out their weapons. They try to break open the door, but it’s stuck.
“What the hell?”
“Oh my god! How is this...” the sentence stops suddenly.
The two guards listen in horror as they continue to bang on the door, but the metal in the door was meant to keep people out. But also, if needed, in…
Inside, Abby stands in the corner of a wall. A shadow is seen over her, as she covers her eyes in fear. On the other side of the small and dusty room, Brad is lying on the floor, motionless, and Blake is protecting him, while fending off someone.
“Get back zombie sh!t”
Blake takes a metal bar that was on the floor from a pipe that had busted from the ceiling, and slams him in the head with it. The “zombie” falls to the ground, holding his head.
“Yeah! How you like that!”
“Blake!” Abby screeches.
Yesterday
“This is like a bad dream” Brad says, his eyes are glued to the television. Blake and Abby stand right by him, “Blake showed me this morning….I couldn’t believe it myself.”
Abby, Blake, and Brad stand inside Brad’s living room.
Brad was in shock…tears came to his eyes before he finally turned away…
“Brad, you okay?” Blake asks.
“Is it bad enough we watched them sacrifice their lives for this world, that now we must watch people dig their bodies up as if their some ancient artifact?” Brad says, choked up.
Abby chimes in just then, “Why don’t we just go get them?”
“What? How would we even plan to do that?” Blake says
“We fly to Egypt, and recover the bodies…at least we could give them a proper funeral.”
“You’re out of your mind, Abby.”
“No, moving in with you was outta my mind, going to help friends is not.”
Blake gives her a look, before turning around to Brad, “Can you believe her?” He then notices Brad is on the phone.
“Brad…Brad, what are you doing?”
“We’re going to Egypt…” He says in a determined tone.
“Are you kidding me…out of nowhere, we’re going to just fly to Egypt, how’s that going to work?!”
“My uncle works at a Delta airport, he could get us in as soon as possible.”
“We should go fly with Southwest, the bags fly free!” Blake says.
“Abby” Brad says, before turning back around.
“Gotcha” Abby says. She grabs Blake’s arm and pulls him out of the room, and into the kitchen.
Egypt
After hours of flight, asking for directions, and even stealing a camel, the group arrives at a storage facility deep in Cairo, inaccessible to the average citizen. It was an average building, but a highly secure door, guarded by two men with big guns.
Blake sits on top of a camel, his face is covered in dirt and his clothes are ripped.
“I can’t believe I am doing this with you.” Blake says.
Brad and Abby, still in perfect shape, stand below with the map, “I believe this is the place.” Brad says.
“This is the most high-tech place in Egypt…” Abby says.
“And where American archeologists keep their precious artifacts until flown back home” Brad continues.
“How the heck do you guys know this stuff?” Blake says, jumping off of the animal.
“Google!” Abby says cheeringly.
“Okay, well answer this smart ones, how do you plan on getting into a highly guarded place like that?”
Brad pulls a book out his shoulder bag. It’s his book, “With this…We’re going to show them that we know them, and that we have a right to see them.”
“Yes, because that will work like cake!”
Meanwhile…
Zane sits at his desk and opens up his Chosen book. He reads over the first chapter. “Wow, this is…the most boring book I’ve ever read.”
He throws the book against the wall, right as Rodney walks by, who picks it up for him.
“Dude, you’re doing your report on the Chosen, wicked!”
“The book sucks, bro, I mean, the writing is terrible, and so far I see the chapter being as random as ever!”
“This was written years ago, the author was new at this…trust me, it will end well, just continue it.”
“How do you know?”
“I’ve read it, I hear he may be working on a sequel, which is weird considering the characters that are killed off.”
“Gee, thanks for spoiling it!”
“You weren’t going to read it anyway!”
Present
Brad lies unconscious on the floor, as does a disgusting-looking figure, Blake holds a metal pan, and swings toward the one leaning over Abby. He quickly turns around, his eyes glow a blue, and his face is a brown color. The zombie ducks to avoid the hit, and backs against the wall.
“Stop, stop, it’s us!”
Blake stops for a moment, and looks closely, “Nick?”
“What the hell is going on?”
The other figure gets up slowly on the other side, “We didn’t think you’d be so scared…” He holds his head.
“Shawn! You guys are alive!”
“How is this possible?” Abby says.
“You guys, we have powers of mystical magicians, and you don’t think we can be put into a hibernating state for a few days?”
“Um, Shawn…it’s been seven years since the big fight.”
Shawn’s eyes widen, the brown stuff around his skin begin to crack and fall off.
“Ew, he’s shedding!” Abby squeals.
“Maybe I mistimed the whole sleep state…”
“I still don’t understand how you all survived; I’m guessing Jonathan is hibernated as well?”
“Probably, after all our power was extracted, we all probably would have died if we didn’t go into a resting mode. Why are you guys here? And where are we? And what happened to Brad?”
Blake rubs the back of his head, “Uh, Brad will be back up soon…Your guys’ bodies were dug up a few days ago, so we flew here hoping we could give you guys a ‘proper funeral’ or at least make sure you wouldn’t be treated like artifacts.”
Nick chimes in, “You guys would do that for me?”
“Yeah, you guys saved the world from the craziest and strongest person in the world; least you should get is honored for it.”
“I really hate to break up this reunion, but this has been seven years past due!” Jonathan rises up from below, has his eyes and hands glow a bright purple.
“Sh*t, not again” Blake yells out.
NEXT: Character Interview: Blake (this one will be more of a comedic style, and also essential to the story!) |
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 21, 2010 0:04:10 GMT -6
CHARACTER INTERVIEW 2: BLAKE
Blake walks into the studio, messing with his bangs as he walks in.
“How does my hair look?”
I ignore the question, and prepare for my interview…
Sportsfan23: Hello, Blake, and thank you for doing this interview.
Blake sits down
Blake: Yeah, sure, um, why the hell are we doing this? This wasn’t in the contract we signed, and we didn’t do it last season!
Sportsfan23: I thought it would be something interesting to add to this season.
Blake: Well, thanks to you, I am missing Gossip Guy!
Sportsfan23: Don’t you mean…? Oh wait, never mind, anyway…I was hoping first we could talk about a few personal things and then onto your thoughts this season.
Blake: Shoot!
Sportsfan23: Okay, so…
Blake: No, I mean shoot! My car is being towed!
Sportsfan23: How do you know?
Blake: Nick just texted me…F***! I knew I shouldn’t have parked there, but no we had to have it Shawn’s way…’oh, don’t worry, no cops are going to come by this area’
Blake jumps off of his seat, and runs to the backstage, I quickly follow as does the cameraman. Blake leads us outside where he is arguing with the tow truck driver.
Blake: What the f*** is this?
Driver: You’re in a no parking zone, cop ordered it towed.
Blake: I’ll pay for a ticket; I just need to get my checkbook…
Driver: Sorry, I’m under orders.
Blake stands there with his mouth open, and I swear he said so many horrible words I’m not even going to print them on here. He eventually just went inside, so pissed off, he wanted to have some cool down time…and that’s when I figured I could get his interview.
Sportsfan23: Hey, Blake, I’m sorry about the car, but I just need to ask a few questions, it won’t take long.
Blake: Why can’t you do someone else now?
Sportsfan23: Because this is essential to the storyline.
Blake: Fine…go ahead.
Sportsfan23: Sweet, okay, so in the Episode 2, there was a whole section that was cut out, and when you were next shown, you were pretty messy, what happened during that time?
Blake: Okay, so why the hell didn’t you just write it in?
Sportsfan23: I was saving it for the interview
Blake: If you didn’t sign our paychecks, I’d probably kill you write now…okay, so after we arrived in Egypt, we sort of got lost, and so we stopped by this store in Cairo. Ended up getting caught talking to some great aunt of Abby’s who is like 1,000 years old, I swear she was she didn’t hear a thing Abby said to her. I think Brad took a nap during that time.
After getting our directions, we drove a jeep across the desert, and Brad forgot to fill up the gas. So in the middle of a sandstorm, He makes me fill it up with the barrels we had in the back of the jeep. Boy was that fun. The wind was at least 30 that day, and I was already sweating from the heat. I was carrying the barrel, and it slipped off of my shoulder falling over my back, I tried to keep it in my grasp with one arm, but it was too much weight, I fell on my back. So I lay there for a few moments before getting yelled at. After cussing him out, I picked up the gas container, over my body, but there was a gaping hole in it. Gasoline went all over my face!
Not only did we not have gasoline, it was getting dark, and the sandstorm was getting worse. Well things got worse for me at least. I had to use the restroom out there. So I figure, okay, it’s the middle of nowhere, I’ll just go! So it’s like six in the morning there, and I just walk out a couple of yards away from the jeep where I found some rocks. I was thinking, I’ll pee on the rocks! So as I did my business, I noticed Abby yelling for me, I looked back and told her I was over here, and just as I am about to turn back, I felt this horrible sting.
A scorpion had crawled up my jeans and decided to sting me, right where I had my thing hanging out. I smacked it off, and tried to hold it in, but I screamed my F****** lungs out.
Sportsfan23: Wow…that sucks dude.
Blake: That wasn’t the worst, Thank God it wasn’t poisonous! But it was red, and dare I say inflamed! I was in pain the whole trip…Well, with no transportation, Brad decided that we needed to steal a few camels from the next rider that comes by, dare I ask where he came up with that crazy idea. Well he did…when the next camel came through the sandstorm, he tackled the Egyptian that was riding it, and had me and Abby jump atop and run off with it, while he held down the dude.
After THAT!
Sportsfan23: It’s not over?
Blake: I wish! No, when we finally arrived at the city we were headed, the camel decided to take a dump in the street, and a few people were pissed off! Brad and Abby tried to calm them, and apologize, but I was already pissed at everything going on…so, I lashed out at them, and when I tried to get off the camel, my foot didn’t get correct landing…I sprained my ankle, and fell face first into the pile of sh*t. The crowd was a little calmer after that.
Sportsfan23: Wow…that’s pretty intense, does it still hurt?
Blake: hurt? Like a mother…It’s still red, look!
I turn away at that moment, not caring at all to see what Blake has to offer, I figure I should probably just skip the personal questions for later.
Sportsfan23: Blake, you should go home and rest.
Blake: You think!? I still hurt when I use the bathroom.
As you and I both see, we caught Blake at a pretty bad time…also, don’t bother sending in emails about how he may need anger management…he went 3 years ago, there was no cure…until next time! |
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 21, 2010 22:44:25 GMT -6
“Yes, because that will work like cake!” HAHA, so random and funny at the same time! “I’ve read it, I hear he may be working on a sequel, which is weird considering the characters that are killed off.” I'm not sure if your mocking your self there, but I like it! “Sh*t, not again” Blake yells out. Classic! |
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Post by Frostbite200 on Mar 21, 2010 22:53:45 GMT -6
CHARACTER INTERVIEW 2: BLAKE
Blake walks into the studio, messing with his bangs as he walks in.
“How does my hair look?”
I ignore the question, and prepare for my interview…
Sportsfan23: Hello, Blake, and thank you for doing this interview.
Blake sits down
Blake: Yeah, sure, um, why the hell are we doing this? This wasn’t in the contract we signed, and we didn’t do it last season!
Sportsfan23: I thought it would be something interesting to add to this season.
Blake: Well, thanks to you, I am missing Gossip Guy!
Sportsfan23: Don’t you mean…? Oh wait, never mind, anyway…I was hoping first we could talk about a few personal things and then onto your thoughts this season.
Blake: Shoot!
Sportsfan23: Okay, so…
Blake: No, I mean shoot! My car is being towed!
Sportsfan23: How do you know?
Blake: Nick just texted me…F***! I knew I shouldn’t have parked there, but no we had to have it Shawn’s way…’oh, don’t worry, no cops are going to come by this area’
Blake jumps off of his seat, and runs to the backstage, I quickly follow as does the cameraman. Blake leads us outside where he is arguing with the tow truck driver.
Blake: What the f*** is this?
Driver: You’re in a no parking zone, cop ordered it towed.
Blake: I’ll pay for a ticket; I just need to get my checkbook…
Driver: Sorry, I’m under orders.
Blake stands there with his mouth open, and I swear he said so many horrible words I’m not even going to print them on here. He eventually just went inside, so pissed off, he wanted to have some cool down time…and that’s when I figured I could get his interview.
Sportsfan23: Hey, Blake, I’m sorry about the car, but I just need to ask a few questions, it won’t take long.
Blake: Why can’t you do someone else now?
Sportsfan23: Because this is essential to the storyline.
Blake: Fine…go ahead.
Sportsfan23: Sweet, okay, so in the Episode 2, there was a whole section that was cut out, and when you were next shown, you were pretty messy, what happened during that time?
Blake: Okay, so why the hell didn’t you just write it in?
Sportsfan23: I was saving it for the interview
Blake: If you didn’t sign our paychecks, I’d probably kill you write now…okay, so after we arrived in Egypt, we sort of got lost, and so we stopped by this store in Cairo. Ended up getting caught talking to some great aunt of Abby’s who is like 1,000 years old, I swear she was she didn’t hear a thing Abby said to her. I think Brad took a nap during that time.
After getting our directions, we drove a jeep across the desert, and Brad forgot to fill up the gas. So in the middle of a sandstorm, He makes me fill it up with the barrels we had in the back of the jeep. Boy was that fun. The wind was at least 30 that day, and I was already sweating from the heat. I was carrying the barrel, and it slipped off of my shoulder falling over my back, I tried to keep it in my grasp with one arm, but it was too much weight, I fell on my back. So I lay there for a few moments before getting yelled at. After cussing him out, I picked up the gas container, over my body, but there was a gaping hole in it. Gasoline went all over my face!
Not only did we not have gasoline, it was getting dark, and the sandstorm was getting worse. Well things got worse for me at least. I had to use the restroom out there. So I figure, okay, it’s the middle of nowhere, I’ll just go! So it’s like six in the morning there, and I just walk out a couple of yards away from the jeep where I found some rocks. I was thinking, I’ll pee on the rocks! So as I did my business, I noticed Abby yelling for me, I looked back and told her I was over here, and just as I am about to turn back, I felt this horrible sting.
A scorpion had crawled up my jeans and decided to sting me, right where I had my thing hanging out. I smacked it off, and tried to hold it in, but I screamed my F****** lungs out.
Sportsfan23: Wow…that sucks dude.
Blake: That wasn’t the worst, Thank God it wasn’t poisonous! But it was red, and dare I say inflamed! I was in pain the whole trip…Well, with no transportation, Brad decided that we needed to steal a few camels from the next rider that comes by, dare I ask where he came up with that crazy idea. Well he did…when the next camel came through the sandstorm, he tackled the Egyptian that was riding it, and had me and Abby jump atop and run off with it, while he held down the dude.
After THAT!
Sportsfan23: It’s not over?
Blake: I wish! No, when we finally arrived at the city we were headed, the camel decided to take a dump in the street, and a few people were pissed off! Brad and Abby tried to calm them, and apologize, but I was already pissed at everything going on…so, I lashed out at them, and when I tried to get off the camel, my foot didn’t get correct landing…I sprained my ankle, and fell face first into the pile of sh*t. The crowd was a little calmer after that.
Sportsfan23: Wow…that’s pretty intense, does it still hurt?
Blake: hurt? Like a mother…It’s still red, look!
I turn away at that moment, not caring at all to see what Blake has to offer, I figure I should probably just skip the personal questions for later.
Sportsfan23: Blake, you should go home and rest.
Blake: You think!? I still hurt when I use the bathroom.
As you and I both see, we caught Blake at a pretty bad time…also, don’t bother sending in emails about how he may need anger management…he went 3 years ago, there was no cure…until next time! Dude, where'd the fourth wall and Blake"s dignity go? ;D, nice job!!!!! |
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Post by sportsfan23 on Mar 22, 2010 14:00:35 GMT -6
the thing with these interviews is, they are going to be completely destroying the fourth wall...It's kind of me/the author, going into and talking to each character, these are also to tell parts of the story I didn't put into the normal episodes...
as for your comments, thanks!
for Blake's "cake" thing, I was trying to get that into a sarcastic tone, because everything has sucked for him so far, that using the book to get in will work well! *it did obviously
and I wasn't mocking myself, just thought it would add some irony into it.
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Post by spideyfan914 on Apr 2, 2010 12:17:35 GMT -6
Poor Blake.... ;D
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